Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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