We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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