He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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