I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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