From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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