Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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