i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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