Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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