3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
God, I missed his penis.
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