Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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