Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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