he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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