did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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