She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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