it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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