just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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