I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
