Ambien. No doubt about it.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
