OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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