I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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