i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Randomize
