..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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