used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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