Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Don't make out with my wife yet
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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