It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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