I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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