I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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