trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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