oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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