Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You ruined the universe
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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