Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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