is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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