why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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