We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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