Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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