Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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