she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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