Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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