He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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