i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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