I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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