doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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