Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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