Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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