I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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