yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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