His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
How does one acquire holy water?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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