Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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