If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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