her vagine was all disorganized.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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