do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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